About Us

Brainy Biscuits does exactly what it says on the (biscuit) tin. We represent escort girls in London who have the level of brains and beauty that all too seldom arrive together.


British owned and managed, we have long experience in taking care of clients and girls in the most professional manner possible.


We take confidentiality very seriously for both escorts and clients, so privacy and discretion are assured.


As you can imagine, it is important that we assess every potential escort personally to ensure that the images they have submitted are real, but also that they are up to the mark in terms of intellect and charm.